Imma Slap your T***ies with my Gun

Dear World, or the wide wide web

Kevin here, sorry I haven't written you recently I've been super busy with rehearsal and stuff, also I had to appear at four sweet sixteen birthday parties this last week.

I just want to talk about this rapper "Hyptastic" for a second. First of all "Imma slap your titties with my gun" is NOT a name for a hit single! and secondly, there is no way it should be above us on the charts.

I really think Hyptastic needs to just take a step back and chill out. How can people be interested in buying his music when all he talks about is KILLING and getting laid. They should really buy our music, which is about LOVING and getting laid.

Oh and when he said in the paper that he saw me walk out of the bathroom with another dude, first of all it was a PUBLIC bathroom, and secondly I did not put his penis in my mouth. Well, to be fair there were four urinals free, and he went in the one beside me, and maybe my eyes kind of you know, looked over a little bit, but I was just curious is all. That's not gay... right?

Anyways Hypetastic you are out of line,

...and I'm going off-line.

Peace residents of the world wide web.


Kevin